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As I got in the door and thought about my night that had just passed (valentine’s night) out on the town with two of my friends - who both came out in high heels and of course as you might have expected without wearing any of those gel pads that are advertised on T.V
I just couldn’t understand why on earth (or should I say only on earth) would a woman walk around in high heels that in less than one hour would cause their feet to be as raw red as...nothing else comes to mind that can be that raw red.
Now as you would have expected anyone going out on the town would wear something stylish and comfortable not two inch death traps.
Now as you can expect, the girls armed with these death traps ended up in my arms being staybled and holding on to for dear life as we stumbled across roads and catapulted down steps with not even a drop of alcohol on us just armed with the death traps. Now as I was frightened for the girls’ lives I found myself throwing my arms out to steady these damsels in distress and hoping to god I was fast enough to catch them.
By the end of the night we had ended up walking around just trying to get into clubs and the girls just biting through the pain and near the end of the night to my other shock one of the girls said to the other lets switch shoes so we can
1. heighten our pain to new places
and
2. Hope to god it takes away from the pain that your other high heels have caused
Now women of the world (and some men) why is this pain and self punishment so important to you? Fine I will agree they look stylish but lets just say you’re at a club looking for a man. Who do you think he is going to make a move on - the girl riling in pain or the one dancing and having fun? Or if you are out with your man would he think himself as selfish as to ask you to dance knowing it would bring your pain to the extreme ?
So women of the world answer the question that has confounded men for the 21st century
why the pain?
Why the torture?
And why, most of all did you not wear the gel pad?
Thank you :)
ReplyDeleteHigh heels don't have to be painful. The cheap variety have no padding (they're cheap for a reason). The better quality shoes come with enough padding to make gel soles unnecessary. A shoe with a more rounded toe will be more comfortable than a pointed toe as well. And the greatest shoe buying sin of all: Buying something that doesn't fit well to begin with.
ReplyDeleteOh, but you asked why didn't you. Simply, they make our legs look longer and more shapely.
Where to start? It's got absolutely nothing to do with comfort and everything to do with how sexy a pair of hot legs look when riding atop a pair of very high heels and then how pronounced a girls bottom becomes because heels force it up and out. If you don't wear high heels then we boys won't notice you as much I'm afraid. The pain is definitely worth the gain :)
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